Etheric Nerve Impulse Therapy take 2
January 30, 2009A few months ago I think I posted something regarding Etheric Nerve Impulse Therapy or ENIT for short. I posted the details in the earlier post. If you want to see it. Here it is.
In any event, let me explain to you, my dear reader, what goes down in 1A Bougainvilla. First you go and see Ladie Coronel, the head honcho of ENIT. She’ll look you up with a vanadium stick (other writers before have called it “wand), she’ll poke the palm of your hand with it. The very idea is that the palm has a large number of nerve endings and will be an effective indicator of how healthy you really are. She’ll poke and poke and if she finds any thing of concern she’ll inform you. She doesn’t interview you before poking you or take down your medical history. She’ll lay it out on you through the use of her stick. She’ll tell you what your doctor told you but didn’t tell her, you have high blood pressure or something or that you have a stress problem. My mom used to complain of pains in her stomach and she was really freaked out about it. She unfortunately, didn’t want to have it checked so I brought her to Ladie. Ladie told her it was just gas as a result of stress and had her undergo a therapy session. Mom was relieved but the pain kept coming back so when she did finally have herself checked it was just gastritis, usually due to stress.
Anyway, after her poking around with your palm she’ll instruct one of the therapists there to do you good. It’s essentially a massage that takes away all your stress. I swear you can feel the stress popping from you muscles, your back, your thighs, anywhere where stress is they can find it.
Afterwards you’ll feel as if all your troubles have gone away. You’ll feel very receptive and the drive home will be very dangerous. You’ll probably be too relaxed while driving and might not mind the cars in front of you.
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